Tuesday, August 23, 2011

The Zen of Sanford and Son and the Virginia Earthquake or How Many Ways Will the Tea Party GOP Blame the Earthquake on the President?

Is there any life issue, event, or challenge that Sanford and Son has not addressed? The Zen of Fred Sanford is truly the Way.

See, we get a black President and now we got earthquakes and the like.

It is really Obama's fault. It really is. As are all the problems in the world.

And we know the Right-wing knuckledraggers are on that meme already. For all we know the Tea Party GOP has allied itself with Cobra or gotten access to HAARP in a twisted, needlessly complicated and nefarious plot to further destroy the country!

What will Pastor Manning inevitably say on the Obama-earthquake connection? We know dude is in the studio as we speak cutting a promo...


nomad said...

Good show. But the people who actually control HAARP are more dangerous than the T-party ever dreamed of being.

As for the Rev., I wonder how much he gets paid to throw up that smoke screen. Does the T-party pat him? Or does Obama pat him direct?

nomad said...

It's still early. I'm sur the T-party would pat him. But I meant "pay".

chaunceydevega said...


I think pat and pay are both appropriate for that clown. If you want an even better laugh check out his howard stern interview.

Chris Sharp said...

I almost fell off my chair laughing at Pastor Manning. I'd also have to say and he is dead wrong when he says that there is nothing that black folks can do better than whites: Redd Foxx is funnier than any white man who has ever lived. And he used to hang with Malcolm X when they were both still hustlers in Harlem. You can't get much cooler than that. I used to have some old LPs of him doing standup and he made Richard Pryor sound like a boy scout.

I definitely agree with you CD that the world would be a better place if we all watched more Sanford and Son reruns. Maybe that's why I majored in Philosophy.

And as for the links to some of the Tea Party blogs about the earthquake, they make the good Pastor seem positively sane by comparison. I usually don't read their drivel but it's one of those moments when you say to yourself -- to paraphrase one of your earlier blogs -- "boy I hope it's not a white person who said that." How have such ignorant people managed to control so much for so long in our country?

To ask that question is to answer it. As Albert Einstein once said, “The tyranny of the ignoramuses is insurmountable and assured for all time.”

nomad said...

Damn! I had no idea Manning was a shill. I had seen his video about Obama and the CIA. But man, this guy is playing some tenth dimensional signifying here. Sending a subtle message. Any time anyone claims that blacks don't excel in basketball, you know they're lying. What he's basically saying here is I'm talking BS (cause I'm gettin' paid) and I want you to know that I'm talking BS so you won't take me seriously. Got it, Rev. I will certainly make sure not to reference you.


I guess it's just stuart now.


chaunceydevega said...

@Nomad. Dude is clowning. But, you are right, he is throwing out signals about the con.

@Chris Sharp. Bow before Redd Foxx!

CNu said...

Notice how ATLAH is more than a little reminiscent of ALLAH?

that's what God say...,

Oh Crap said...


But man, this guy is playing some tenth dimensional signifying here.

Lol he is very good for baiting ignorant, lazy white cons. Never, ever fails...some dupe is certain to fall for it, every single time.