Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Get That Pig! Any Predictions for Tonight's Republican 'Town Hall' Human Rodeo in Milwaukee

The Republican Party is having another of its human rodeos this evening. When people get in the mud with pigs they always end up dirty. Sometimes the pig will win; other times the poor pig will lose. In the first case he or she will mock the stupid humans. In the second case he or she will end up as bacon or some other tasty delight.

I am hesitant to call the Republican presidential candidates "pigs". The pig is a highly intelligent, kind, and clean animal. Those labels do not necessarily apply to either Ted Cruz or Donald Trump. As for Kasich, I am unsure.

The 2016 Republican Primary human zoo has featured discussions of penises, urination, and other bodily functions. Given how Trump has called out Ted Cruz's rumored (with an emphasis on the fact that Cruz has not threatened to sue The National Enquirer for libel...the truth is the greatest defense against a lie, is it not?) affairs with multiple women, and how Trump is, like many men, using the supposed beauty of his wife as a measuring stick for his own greatness, tonight should be fun.

What madness do you think the audience will be treated to in Milwaukee? Insults? Fisticuffs? Steel chairs used as weapons?

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