My plans were derailed. I learned a very good lesson last night: do not mix expensive scotch, so so quality beer, and cheap pizza together, for if one does dare such a combination, a night of vomiting is then followed by a bad hangover the next day.
Dionysus brooks no fools.
Something fun a Saturday. I have not shared the search terms that bring folks to We Are Respectable Negroes in some months. Here is a random sampling from today.
As is my habit, a comment or observation follows the search term.
These two searches came in right after each other from different sources. When combined, they make for an amusing read:
"blowjob at respectable dinner party"
"movie about black history month with speakers and with obama"
[I think that movie is rated XXX and the party is most certainly by invitation only.]
What follows are some more routine, yet still entertaining searches from those souls seeking truth and knowledge on these Internets...good luck to 'em.
"addiction to white women"
[You ain't had it right till you had it white as they say.]
"critical literary analysis walking dead"
[Do your own damn homework please.]
"do women have interracial fantasies"
[Once said women meet me they most inevitably do.]
"will there be another respectable president"
"derogatory things to call white people"
[Are you writing an update of The Jeffersons? Or are you mad at your newest in-law?]
"how many black male teenagers have committed mass shootings"
[None that I know of. But, black teens prefer to kill each other one at a time or in small numbers as opposed to by the bushel.]
"oboma wants genicide against white men"
[He is mighty inefficient at said task, isn't he? Why so insecure?]
"right wing look on with dread as they see their world of white supremacy lost"
[Or is this just part of the plan? Get more members now, cash in the coffers, and then induct some new folks into "the white race" in a few years? White supremacy is the greatest invention of all time. Never, ever, at your peril, consider it down for the count.]
"white establishment support groups"
[It is called Fox News and the Tea Party GOP. Maybe I could start such a group. Should I model it after AA and good old Bill W.'s wisdom? Or should we do something with hugging and touch therapy?]