Friday, September 23, 2011

Some Friday Randomness: Keyword Follies Courtesy of StatCounter

I usually try to maintain the trust which exists between those who search these Internets and we who can see the stats on yee old wayward travelers. I will break that bargain today in the interest of a cheap laugh or two and because some of the more recent keyword searches that bring folks to WARN have been gems that demand a communal chuckle...and some group analysis.

The keywords are in green. My observations and comments follow underneath.


Is this research for a paper on intertextuality, gender, critical race theory and historicizing Lacanian psychoanalytic frameworks in B Movies?


I don't know either. Could it be the contrast of the skin, the melanin so dark and like chocolate that you want to eat it up?


At least 10 times a day someone asks this question. Is there some cultural movement afoot I am not privy to, some Kanye West meets Cee Lo black hipster douchebaggery that necessitates having a shag haircut?


You need to get the newest model. It gets at those kinks with great efficiency and enthusiasm.

I hate women who dates blacks

Me too!


Oh God, I was so very close this one time in 1993 and...


Why so serious?


Old girl does be looking good.

Palin the Negro

Airing on Grindhouse Cinema at midnight: Sarah Palin Versus the Wombshifter

Somewhere a guilt ridden young man sits looking at the computer screen, tissues in hand, searching for justification of his inevitable self-abusing onanistic endeavors...


Got to love the effects of globalization.


The very definition of intellectual dishonesty and a path to confirmation bias: searching for the answer to a question which you have already answered in your own mind.


About five dollars and 2 cents.


It's all Obama's fault!


A young scholar in training. Impressive, most impressive.


It could hurt. No really, it could.

4 comments:

John Kurman said...

One of the phrases for my site stats was "Why is my nutsack so wrinkled?"

I know the answer to that.

Temperature regulation.

Ankhesen Mié said...

Damn...none of mine are so interesting!!!!

ish said...

You can't make this stuff up.

I had a post on my blog about racist NY governor candidate (and bestiality fan) Carl Paladino called "I would rather have sex with a horse than vote for Carl Paladino" and now "sex with a horse" is a weekly staple of google searches coming my way.

Yours are scarier.

chaunceydevega said...

@John. Because it needs more attention...

@Ank. Because you are a reasonable and well rounded and principled soul. Not a purveyor of negro wickedness like me.

@Ish. Have you ever seen that movie on beastiality that was at Canne a few years back?