Thursday, September 4, 2008

Chauncey DeVega's World of Ghetto Nerds: A Formal Request for the Expulsion of Cowboy Troy from the Tribe of Black Folk



I have not argued for the discommendation of a Negro since Clarence Thomas's confirmation hearing for the Supreme Court. Unfortunately, events have come to pass which have once more forced my hand in this direction.

Because of his despicable actions during the 2008 Republican Convention, I hereby, according to the by-laws of the respectable negro council, submit country music singer/rapper Cowboy Troy for excommunication from the tribe of honorable negro warriors.



Per the following designated categories, Cowboy Troy through his actions has shed the last remnants of personal honor and therefore must suffer discommendation because of the following indicated offense:

___ Driving Miss Daisy

___ Bagger Vancing

___ Clarence Thomas Lap Dogging

___ O.J.'ing

___ Blatant Victomology a.k.a. the Jesse Jackson Offense

X Black Lap Dogging before a Conservative Audience

___ Consistent and Chronic Lack of Race Pride

___ Cooning and Lawn Jockeying a.k.a the Crime of Committing the Flava Flav

As a senior member of the We Are Respectable Negroes leadership council, I need the agreement of one other founding member, and the votes of 5 other members of the respectable negro tribe (or alternatively, 4 lifetime members and one white honorable ally) to complete Cowboy Troy's expulsion. If I have indicated the incorrect offense, or if Cowboy Troy should suffer discommendation because he has instead violated some other unstated and auxiliary regulation not listed above, please indicate this discrepancy according to our established rules and procedures.

Respectfully submitted,

Chauncey DeVega

9 comments:

Zora said...

I second the action! What happened to him growing up?

elle said...

I also second this action, and would like to add Consistent and Chronic Lack of Race Pride.

chaunceydevega said...

We need only a few more votes. But then who will have him? Perhaps we need a racial draft?

cd

Megan_M said...

Ooh! Ooh! Can I make the white honorable ally vote?

Lady Zora, Chauncey DeVega, and Gordon Gartrelle said...

Of course you can. But have you taken our loyalty oath ;) We can't have anyone sabotaging the vote process!!!

cd

We only need 2 more votes and Cowboy Troy is officially out of the tribe. And yes, we will send his publicist notice of his expulsion.

chauncey devega

GreenLadyHere said...

Here's 1 vote!!! :>) :>)

I watched this with a quizzical look the whole time!! Sooo many thoughts came to mind!! Who spiked his Kool-aid!!! :>) :>)

Lady Zora, Chauncey DeVega, and Gordon Gartrelle said...

One more vote to go! thank you ms. greenlady...

who will reach out so we can send out excommunication to Cowboy Troy?

chauncey devega

jay said...

Last vote needed, Chuck him... I never thought he was "in" in the first place!

Lady Zora, Chauncey DeVega, and Gordon Gartrelle said...

Excellent!!!

I am going to send our pronouncement to his fan site and publicist. Perhaps, we will get a response.

Remember, you can always nominate someone for discommendation just fill out the form and/or send in the name.

chauncey devega