I had a good time at the first day of C2E2 here in Chicago. At some point tomorrow night, I will post a few random thoughts and questions about the event and the panels I attended. One of the fun things about C2E2 is all of the great costumes worn by the fans. I originally planned on dressing up as "Stabby Smurf", a deranged, blue, serial-killing machine, he who is the terror of Smurf village. Alas, I didn't put in the time at the gym to get 300 ripped.
My alternative costume is "black working class ghetto nerd" who is wearing his fancy pants purchased from the Burlington Coat Factory...they are irregular by the way. Bonus points if you get the joke.
I have been enjoying the Cliven Bundy spectacle. Mocking the black conservatives like Kira Davis, Larry Elder, and Allen West who are performing political fellatio on white racists--they have hungry mouths...or so I have heard--is always great fun. But, the professional Uncle Tom buck dancers are high profile self-hating negroes.
One should not forget that there is a whole underbelly of low level Toms and Handkerchief Heads who are playing in the minor leagues of the self-hating political blackface league with the hope of getting their shot at the big time.
They troll websites, listen to Rush Limbaugh, and hang out in spaces dominated by white conservatives where they are sure to get lots of attention and praise for their Uncle Ruckus routine.
One of them is
In the spirit of C2E2, we should give this black conservative human mascot for white racists a G.I. Joe inspired code name and bio in a style akin to those from the classic action figures.
[Flashback. One of my favorite series of posts here on WARN featured a G.I. Joe themed analysis of Obama's relationship to Reverend Wright and Jessie Jackson].
"Whitewash" seems to obvious. "Blackout" is a Transformers character. How about "Shuck and Buck"? "Sell Out"?
And what should "Charlie Delta's" stats card and bio say? What are his special skills?