Sunday, May 1, 2011

He Was Doing the Dozens and Signifying All Over Their Asses: President Obama's Ownage of Trump and Company at the White House Correspondents' Dinner



This is the brother I voted for.

Anyone can read a joke, but it takes real timing to deliver it well. For my dollar, the greatness of Obama's speech and the video package that accompanied it was how they were laced with ghetto nerdness, winks to the golden age of hip hop, child of the 1980s goodness.

Biggie and Tupac? Hulk Hogan? And Ol' Dirty Bastard accompanying an homage to Joe Biden? Who ever would have thunk you would see such things from a sitting President? Not me. Crom is pleased.

[By the way President Obama, Optimus was a great insert, but what you really needed for a perfect "I am the Juggernaut bitch" moment was some Rodimus Prime from Transformers: The Movie]:





All the negritude naysayers should now be silenced: Obama is unapologetically Black. The President demonstrated it once more with how he effortlessly signified all over Donald Trump and the Tea Party GOP's roody poo candy asses and took them for a ride on Jabroni Drive"--





President Obama's speech at the White House Correspondents' Dinner is just one more data point which explains why the White Populist Tea Party GOPers hate him. He is better than them. Obama has nothing but contempt for those knuckledraggers and he makes it clear whenever the opportunity presents itself.

43 comments:

Tanya said...

This was fantastic! O'Reilly and Trump did not look amused which made it even more satisfying.

nomad said...

He's good at being black. At being funny. Now... being president. That would be a good one.

Cobb said...

That was funny as hell. Milked it a bit.

dr. becky said...

Wu-Tang forever!

All we get in Canada from our fearless leader is the lame:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOt2Qp0H9G8

CareyCarey said...

OUCH! Chauncey, I hear crickets chirping in your house. Our president's "speech" must have hit a few naysayers right in the gut. Brilliant!

I mean, although it can't be denied - that - that speech was, (without a doubt) funny as hell and a very effective tool to "rebut" the Trumpter, some **winking at one comment** could not find their way past their envy and jealousy (wouldn't want to say racism) to have a "soulful" laugh.

I am with you on this one, "This is the brother I voted for"

And you know what, I am of a generation in which "playing the dozen" was a very affective way to shut the mouths of those who loved to talk shit. In many ways it was the precursor to rap music. So, since the president mentioned Biggie and Tupac (and I am a black man who loves their music) I wonder how our president would have addressed Donald Trump, if only his closest and trusted family and friends were in the room?

I am reminded of your statement... "All the negritude naysayers should now be silenced: Obama is unapologetically Black"

I wonder if their souls are soothed and what they would say if he really showed his "black side" ass? Well, since some folks will never cry "uncle" they would probably say he was acting "Too black" and "that shit ain't funny, he's making "us" look so bad. I don't know?

Anyway, since president Obama is the greatest orator of the last 50 years, and knows how to move a crowd, I wouldn't be surprised (since he's on a roll) if he's not done with McDonald Trump (with cheese, wrinkles, and sesame seed bun). I don't believe the fat lady has sung.

And btw, you're "narration/lead-in" over the clip was right on right on - spot.

Thrasher said...

CD,

I support and voted for Obama as well plus I am one of those negritude naysayers who will always express my dissent and alternative views even in a post racial Obama era..

I can never be a ballon blower or robot for any public official...My cultural dna is cut like that...lol,lol,lol

Just saying..

fred c said...

I am not one of those Lefties who now express disappointment with President Obama. One of my better attributes is that when I recognize that someone is smarter than me I accept it. Obama is much smarter than me, and through these weird times I have trusted that he has come up with better solutions than I would have to the problems that he has faced.

He's also a good person, I'm thoroughly convinced of that. So even where I have been surprised by his actions, or where I have wished that he would go more Chicago on someone's ass, I have always considered that he's probably right. I'm sure that he knows what he's doing, and I think that he's doing fine.

The enemy is strong, but flawed. They suffer from pride and certainty. Obama may be like the great chess player, Paul Morphy, who often seemed to be losing as he was actually preparing a sudden, fatal trap.

CareyCarey said...

@ Thrasher,

We've met before and I am glad you raised your hand to the call of "negritude naysayers", because I have to ask you, right here and right now, what ARE you just saying"...?

See, I've never understood your reasoning behind your dissing of our president? You say you're one of his supporter but I question that.

So, since I believe you know were we met, I am going to direct a comment of mine I posted at another site, that I believe fits you. Inject you name when appropriate. I believe you'll know what I am talking about because I could have, to a large degree, been talking to you.

Here it goes:

You know what, I've never been the one not to give props when props are due, even when I disagree with the "subject" or person. So Mr. Plant (GBT), the more I read your comments, I've come to the conclusion you're good a what you do. You have great sentence structure and are generally concise in your replies, even though (imo) some of them are designed as "evasive moves".

So, in short, I probably shouldn't lump you in the same barrel with Dthomas. I mean, to some degree, imo, you're agenda seems to be slightly different than his, so I am going to pause on calling you out when he raises his hand.

Now don't get me wrong, I don't agree with much of what you say (of what I've read) but if I had some of your skills, I'd throw mine away.

Well, you're good at what you do, but (I've said this before) I don't understand blacks that find it important - or cannot define - why they have a need to berate our president. As I've said, miss me with "it's making him accountable", that's simply untrue, and frequently used to feign innocence. I have a deep disdain for those who attach all of America's problems, current and past, to the president. Much of which, any informed person should know, is out of his control. Again, miss me with "since he's the president, it's ALL on him.

Seriously, until those in the naynay Obama seats **in this case Trasher**, tell me what they receive or hope to acheive by engaging in negative criticism of our president, I will continue to dismiss them and view them as enemies. I, personally, cannot find a purpose or reason to talk to those, debate those, have a discourse with those types of individuals who "say" they support Obama, but find comfort in talking negatively about him. I am sure some may have found a few serendipitous rewards for doing so, however, I am not a gambling man and my mother is from the show me state, and the apple didn't fall far from her tree.


So Trasher, define for me please, what's your purpose, and what's your defined reasons for jumping on the bandwagon of those who constantly have a need to talk negatively about our president?

I mean, you've admitted to being a negritude naysayer, so tell me how that works, and how it's working for you, please?!

Now don't attack the playah, please, simply state your position. Inquiring minds want to know what's really going on. Oh, I don't know if you've heard this before, but there's a bit of wisdom in the following phrase... "if you can't say it, you can't do it". So please, tell me what you hope to achieve by your penchant of ranting on the president? Excuse me, you might not view your words as rants, but I am sure you get my drift.

Now, you're not on the clock but I do hope you come back and tell us what you're working with.

Thrasher said...

Carey Carey,

I don't ever recall meeting you BTW the correct spelling of my name is THRASHER..Unlike CD and others I never post under an alias..I am not Mr. Plant

Unlike you and CD and others I don't view this performance by Obama in a media forum of this nature as his transformative moment where he becomes more demonstrative of his Blackness and starts to endorse a Black Agenda=American Agenda focus..

I have posted many times on this issue..I don't expect Obama given his racial and cultural legacy to become a Potent Black man...It is simply not part of his cultural dna

That being said clearly this performance was his reaction to negritude naysayers like me who have never been his cheerleader or robot that our concerns about his passive and pedestrian Blackness struck home..

Unlike you I value diverse opinons in the Black community..Unlike you I think constructive and critical analysis enhances problem solving and the creation of new ideas..Unlike you I think it is always sound for Black folks to question all authority even Black public officials and even Obama..

SO in summary I will continue to be analytical about Obama and all others who impact me and my orbit and my community, family ...Just saying..

CareyCarey said...

@ Mr Thrasher,

You never answered the question, so lets start with...

"Unlike you I value diverse opinons in the Black community..Unlike you I think constructive and critical analysis enhances problem solving and the creation of new ideas..Unlike you I think it is always sound for Black folks to question all authority even Black public officials and even Obama"

Oh boy, yes it's true, you're definitely not like me. Don't take this too personally, but I am a real Obama support, you appear to be a wolf in sheep's clothing. But look, I am all for contructive feedback, but if the feedback is nothing but gripes and moans, sticks and stones, porous opinions and bitches with switches, I don't view that as constructive feedback. That's more akin to the negro-lites real message of "replace Obama". Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice....

And again, you didn't answer the most pertinent questions. You say you value diverse opinons in the Black community. Okay, value? That does not speak to a final product and certainally does not speak to your form of "contructive feedback". And, you said constructive and critical analysis enhances problem solving and the creation of new ideas. Okay, again, your ambiguous replies do not speak to core of my questions. What are YOU receiving from ranting on our president.

Seriously, let me come a little stronger. I can't help but believe some of my chicken head naysayers are unconsciously soothing a soul that needs to sound intelligent. Or, they are secretly supporting Mr Charlie. I mean, they have to know their words are a cheap cloned edition of Mr Charlie's fan club.

Listen Thrasher, I really do not believe you're really looking to solve problems, or at the very least, you cannot bring me or any a final product of your "analytical" dissing of President Obama. I mean, all your whimsical and ambiguous banter sounds real good, but where is the meat?

So here's what I am suggesting and questioning. What rewards are receiving from regurgitating negative opinions about our president? Tell me, could it be that some individuals adore speaking in a quasi intellectual tone, while missing the fact that they are being ineffectual? I mean, you have to agree that frequently, their misguided "constructive criticism" is nothing more than 10 dollar words of bubbling babble that's used to stroke an inflated ego.

cont...

CareyCarey said...

cont...

And the following is a little something that illustrates my point.

Listen, I have a little story that I believe speaks directly to what I am trying to convey to you, and my concerns about you.

Look, my father has gone home. I miss him, but I remember his words of wisdom.

He was my little league coach and I was a pitcher. One day, a player on my team dropped a fly ball which caused me to lose my cool. As he scrambled to retrieve the ball, another player stumbled over him. The opposing team laughed and ridiculed the players to a point they both started crying. I didn't make things any better with my mean look and foolish antics on the mound. Consumed by my emotions, I threw my next pitch with the fury of a Tasmanian Devil. I hit the batter square upside his head. My father called time out and approached the mound. His following words I will never forget... "look boy, don't ever play another man's game and don't be nobodies fool. Their job is to get you mad at your players and have you act a damn fool. Don't play yourself nor pimp your soul. Don't let them see you get rattled. Go out and tell Tommy it's alright and we are going to win this game. We don't need enemies on our own team"

President Obama has a huge task in front of him. He's standing on the mound and the ball is in his hand. We don't need enemies on our own team. If someone tries to engage you in negative criticism about President Obama, stop, look and listen, and then ask them where they are going? Don't play another man's game and don't be nobodies fool.

Remember, Rome was not built in a day and 43 white fellas have played in the white house for over TWO CENTURIES - THAT'S 200 YEARS YAWL! I said that to say, give the brotha some, SOME DAMN TIME.

200 years a loooog time. Taking that into consideration, President Obama has been there but a blink of the eye. He's taking the good with the bad and clocking all the negritude naysayers and wannabes. And he's doing one helleva job. Step up... when someone tries to bring Obama down.

Lets build something to pass on! I say, move the petty indifferences out of the way and look ahead to a better day. If not Obama then who? Don't be led astry.

ONE MO TIME..... WE DON'T NEED ENEMIES ON OUR OWN TEAM.

Unlike you Thrasher, I think it is always sound for Black folks to question all authority even "black men we met at blog sites"

So in short, pick a side because every closed eye in not sleep.

Thrasher said...

carey carey,

LOL,LOL,LOL..Please spare me your daddy's tale you ran that same fiction on the jack & jill site...WTF...lol,lol,lol

Your questions are flawed plus I have answered them...I am a negritude naysayer with my Black accountant, lawyer, agent, and even the president..

No one gets a pass YOU must stop playing the 'race card" and step away from worshipping and being a lapdog for Obama..

Yes RACE MATTERS but not to be an incompetent Black person...I refused to give any one a pass regardless of situation..Yes I will value the reality of racism in our nation but after I do that I still demand excellence from Black folks...

I expect Obama to make a difference and have a Black =American Agenda not as a preference or a set aside bit becuase our merits and value as Black folks deserve the best from him..

If was easy for Obama to be signfy and play the dozens and be Black at a media roast that it way to easy..I expect him to be Black and make a difference in a transparent manner in the real world...Trump is an easy adversary the reality and life support Black folks are encountering is more of a challenged than some garden variety rich red neck like Trump..

So in closing..Obama was funny but I want more...Don't you???

CareyCarey said...

Now lets see Mr (what is it today) Mr. "Unlike CD and others I never post under an alias..I am not Mr. Plant"

Mr whatever, I didn't want to expose you but I knew it was you under that other name because you (like me) copied and pasted your exact word from that other site. Let's see, I tried to give you the benefit of a doubt, so you could come back and tell us that you might have told a small lie, by using "your" exact words in one of my post. You wrote a sentence that included "backturn turn" at several sites. You used that exact same sentence(and paragraph) here and other places.

Then I knew you'd bite when I posted my little story. So come on man, you and all your linquistical-ambiguous- purple prose (and your mission) have been exposed.

Now, go leave your comment at Chauncey's latest post "How Will The Tea Party Gop (and wayward negros in sheeps clothing) Spin this Historic Event"

You're already doing a great job! Just put your lips together and blow, and copy & paste. I mean, whistle while you work. And remember, every closed eye and mouth are not asleep. *wink*

CareyCarey said...

And btw Mr I-don't-post-under-different-alias, for the record, unlike you, my story and stories, were not fiction. I was raised in the projects until the age of 10. My father was my little league coach and I was the bat boy on his fast pitch softball team. I went to predominately white schools and lived in a white community and city (less than 1% black) so I've seen wannabe negros like you, that are very jealous of any black man that has a bit of success. And, they, like you, try to separate themselves from them "other" black folks to make themselves feel superior to them. Oh yeah, that type (like you) will be the first to use the phrase "stop playing the race card". Damn man, can't you see you're playing yourself and telling on yourself?

Now tell me who's the fiction writer. Raise your hand and come out of the closet. And miss me with "you've answered my questions", because that's simply not true. You've evaded the questions and everybody knows it, including YOU.

Thrasher said...

carey carey,

You are talking in riddles..WTF..What are you talking about!!

My name is Greg Thrasher.....I do not post under any alias..I am not a Mr. Plant.....I don't care about your daddy baseball tale...

My blog site is http://planeideas.blogspot.com

Gte over me and my skill and intellect and measure up and start making sense...You better hurry up because I am retiring from Blogging soon..

Plantsmantx said...

I mean, you've admitted to being a negritude naysayer, so tell me how that works, and how it's working for you, please?!

LOL. The "...admitted to being a negritude naysayer" part wasn't included in the version of this silliness you posted at JJP. In any case, I have no problem with answering you here, as well.

tell me what they receive (you plant) or hope to acheive by engaging in and bringing to the floor, negative criticism of our president.

What did you hope to achieve if/when you criticized GWB, Bush Sr,. Clinton, or Carter? If you can't understand that your question feels the same as it would if you'd asked it about any of those other Presidents, then you either can't or refuse to understand any answer I give. It doesn't matter which, because the effect is the same.

I, personally, cannot find a purpose nor reason to talk to those, debate those, have a discourse with those types of individuals who "say" they support Obama, but find comfort in talking negatively about him.

That's your prerogative, lol. I think you might do yourself and "those types of individuals" a favor by following through on that plan.

I am sure some may have found a few serendipitous rewards for doing so...

I don't know what you mean. If, as you more than insinuate, people who criticize Obama do so with the conscious purpose of being rewarded, then any reward they might gain wouldn't be serendipitous.

This President has been berated more that any other in my memory, in both frequency and intensity. He's been berated way more than enough for any clear-minded person to be able to distinguish between berating and criticism. Anyone who can't see the difference is in an altered state of consciousness brought about by personality cultism.

chaunceydevega said...

@Tanya. The Pres was on point. Easy to call out his greatness that day.

@Nomad. Be nice, the President is sensitive ;) But now we now why he was gloating given that UBL was gonna be taken down.

@Cobb. He does have good timing, no?

@Carey. Thanks for the love. Yes, that is the guy we voted for, now he needs to apply that sharp intellect and cut you quick like a knife loquaciousness to dealing with the Tea Party GOP thugs.

@Thrasher/Carey. Help a brother understand what is the point of contention here? Me confused.

@Plants. As a 3rd party observer to this dust up, what is going on?

Thrasher said...

CD,

Welcome to the club..I have no idea what is Carey's issue???

Plantsmantx said...

It's pretty simple, really. He's an Obama cultist. That's the short answer. Short story long, he became upset by me expressing my opinion that Obama caved to white privilege when he showed his unofficial, non-legal birth certificate. For him, it apparently comes down to this:

Seriously, until those in the naynay Obama seats, tell me what they receive or hope to acheive by engaging in negative criticism of our president, I will continue to dismiss them and view them as enemies. I, personally, cannot find a purpose or reason to talk to those, debate those, have a discourse with those types of individuals who "say" they support Obama, but find comfort in talking negatively about him.

So...for him, anyone who "talks negatively" about Obama is the enemy. Uh, ok...

Oh- and for some reason, he seems to think Thrasher and I are the same person.

CareyCarey said...

"Oh- and for some reason, he seems to think Thrasher and I are the same person"

That's nonsense. And that's why you were confused about my "negritude naysayer" comment. Believe me, Thrasher knows who he is. Sometimes he conveniently forgets. You know, like he forget he was in that same thread with sg2,Dthomas, Ameda,you,me and 300 others. He posted about 6 times and but now he forgot that paragraph of his that I posted over here. I mean, it's odd that he remembered my comment among over 300, but he can't remember being there. Spare me. So, explaining our indifferences would be fruitless.


I simply used my post to you (as I said) to address Thrashers comment. I believe I told him to inject his name when it fit. Go back and read my posts. And plant, you know the deal. And others have told you(at JJP) why your "voice" is in the .05% (host's words)of all postees at that site(and they have over a 1000 comments a week). And you know why. But I am done on this subject because both of you know the deal and now you want to feign innocence.

And, how can I expect you to understand when you completely missed the following, or tried to turn it around to fit your agenda. Check this...

I said: "I am sure some may have found a few serendipitous rewards for doing so...

You replied: "I don't know what you mean. If, as you more than insinuate, people who criticize Obama do so with the conscious purpose of being rewarded, then any reward they might gain wouldn't be serendipitous"

Wow, I am sure you understand the meaning of serendipitous, so as I've said before(in the past) I am not playing you games anymore.

Thrasher said...

Plantsmantx

I now understand his backward state of mind..He now claims I forgot who I am...lol,lol,lol


Carey Carey

Unlike CD"s site dissent and alternative views are respected here...I was banned from posting on JJP because I did not follow the cult mindset there...Imagine that a group of alleged progressive Black Bloggers banning old Black men because we dare to have an opinion..WTF

CareyCarey said...

Now what are you tlaking about, Thrasher? Are you saying you were banned. I mean, if not, what point are you making?

But check this, I didn't get a chance to address Chauncey's question "whats the dust-up about?" and I was going to let it slide, but I think I am going to come back with a reply. So hold on, I'm coming. But be forewarned, I said you "conveniently" forgot. Do you remember me calling you by your christain name, which would attest to the fact that I knew you and plant were two different men?

Okay, I guess I'll have to link the post, and show your exact comments that appeared at two different sites, under two different names. See, I tried to let you off the hook, but now you're going to get what you've asked for. And the white girl cry is not allowed in the black blogspere.

Plantsmantx said...

And plant, you know the deal. And others have told you(at JJP) why your "voice" is in the .05% (host's words)of all postees at that site(and they have over a 1000 comments a week).

What are you talking about? What "host"?

Anyway...am I in the minority among commenters at JJP in terms of being willing to say I disagree with Obama when I disagree with him, based on long-held political opinions and convictions? Yes, I am. The fact that you think that's a bad thing (and I'm putting that mildly) is very telling.

Plantsmantx said...

Wow, I am sure you understand the meaning of serendipitous

...and now, you understand the meaning of "serendipitous, LOL.

Thrasher said...

Carey Carey,

Only out of respect for CD I am going to remain civil...Your rants reflect envy and disrespect..

Again let me reiterate..I am Greg Thrasher aka GBT aka Thrasher I don't post under an alias ..

I give less than a fuck about your threats ..I always perfer peace especially with each other but when folks come at me..I go hard..Real hard

Bring it...Play whatever impotent angry low self esteem wounded one drop rule negro game you want...I will go hard..Real Hard..

CareyCarey said...

@ Plant, the only thing I was suggesting was that you came here feigning innocence to why I have a problem with your form of "criticism" of which you've been told by others (maybe hundreds) that it reeks of hate, and is being voiced by someone who says they support Obama, BUT their actions (wording,venom )speaks differently. That's why, as you noted, I view you as sort of a propaganda agent, which could equal an enemy. This is not JUST politics. As you feel it's you duty and your right to express your view on President Obama (defining it as critical analysist and/or just your opinion, I feel the same right and duty to express my view on those who try to pull him down. We're like ying and yang.

But let me talk to your boy who now has confessed that he DOES post under different name. See, now I am really laughing and raising my eyebrow at his attempt to sneak in under the radar by using the word "alias". Damn, wouldn't it have been more honorable for him to say he was simply a liar? I wonder why he thinks people are zip fools? Surely he knew I was faking or bluffing because he knew what he did. I think he has been smelling his upper lip a little too long. Let's see, he said he didn't remember our conversation at JJP but when I said I was going to pull his hold card by posting a link to all his comments.... oops, now he remembers. Damn, what a __________ *fill in the blank.

I mean, how do you respect a guy like that.

That reminds me, speaking of respect, take a look at this..

"[careycarey] Only out of respect for CD I am going to remain civil"

Okay, and then the dude went off...

"I give less than a fuck about your threats ..I always perfer peace especially with each other but when folks come at me..I go hard..Real hard. Bring it...Play whatever impotent angry low self esteem wounded one drop rule negro game you want...I will go hard..Real Hard.."

DAAAYM! I wonder how that boy spells respect. But oh no, the angry black man made the presumptuous error of assuming he knew the ways and mean of his challenger. Oh yeah, he huffed and puffed and said he would come hard. See, I don't know where he's been in life, nor do I care, but my daddy told me (and most people know this) if you pull your gun, you better use it, don't talk about it. And see, I know the Thrasher basher (now GBT and yet to be disclosed other "alias") is out of his league. He doesn't know it, but in my next post I am really going to pull his hold card. In doing so, as I said, I will address Chauncey's question and set the record straight. And then evveryone will see who really came the hardest. I really don't believe GBT wants any of this but he might be too prideful to say he was wrong. Well, wrath, and pride are 2 of the 7 deadly sins.

But you know what, he's not alone. It's a proven fact that the four hardest things for humans to say are:

1. I was wrong

2. I love you

3. I am sorry

4. I don't know

So, in short, I will be back, but at the present time I am trying to get the Boston Celtics pass Lebron Tron and the rest of the Miami Heat.

But you know what... I will extend my hand if Thrasher will except it. We could squash the beef like men. You know, praise in public, admonish in private. I'm game to the rumble or the humble.

CareyCarey said...

opps, along with my other mispelled words, I meant to say "I was NOT faking nor bluffing" and I know Thrasher knew that.


And, if Thrasher does not come back to smoke the peace pipe, I am going to have to ask Chauncy to open and begin the most sacred of processes; the process of discommendation. For those who don't know it, it's a proceeding to voice a motion against those who betrays the Black community (and the common good).

Thrasher said...

carey carey,

As I posted earlier I have no problem with peace certainly with Black men and yes I have excercise restraint because I am in CD's space..I also have no problem with Black men not always having a consensus or in disagreement with each other..Such is our nature and our being..It is an asset not always a liability

Again I don't post under and alias like you or CD..I have no problem with issues of pride or being humble ..

Yes like you I am game to rumble or the humble..I will extend my had as well and except yours as well..

I am now moving on....

Thrasher said...

Oh yeah..I am glad CD will not hold a process of discommendation against you...lol,lol,lol

Enjoy the games..Go Heat!!

CareyCarey said...

We must have been posting at the same time. Okay, my hand is extented your way.

We are done here. Until next time, I bid you adieu... *hat tipped your way* Thanks for the conversation.

Thrasher said...

Ditto...I also enjoyed the banter..I value and respect people with passion ...

Plantsmantx said...

@ Plant, the only thing I was suggesting was that you came here feigning innocence to why I have a problem with your form of "criticism" of which you've been told by others (maybe hundreds) that it reeks of hate

You didn't answer my question. What "host" are you talking about? Exactly who (besides you) has told me that my criticisms of Obama "reek of hate"? Copy/paste. Document.

As I said before, I've been commenting at JJP for since 2007, and doing it quite comfortably, thank you. But for some reason, you think I'm universally despised by the other commenters there, including the "host" (whoever that is)because of my expressions of "hate" for Obama. If that's true, it should be exceedingly easy for you to document. Do it. You've just now popped up over there, and have decided that everyone there hates me because I've criticized Obama. Prove it. Document.

Believe me, I'm not "feigning innocence" nor ignorance regarding the problem you have with me being critical of Obama. I know exactly why you have a problem with it. You're a personality cultist.

One more time...document

Plantsmantx said...

All the negritude naysayers should now be silenced: Obama is unapologetically Black. The President demonstrated it once more with how he effortlessly signified

All the "negritude naysayers" should be silenced in regard to Obama's blackness because he "signified"? I'm trying to imagine a more shallow analysis than that, but I can't.

chaunceydevega said...

@plant. Sometimes shallow waters run deep. Let's just call me a devotee of Dr. Gates' Signifying Monkey and a believer in the cool pose.

Plantsmantx said...

...and sometimes they don't, but that's not really the point. I just find it strange that CareyCarey in particular needs to see Obama behaving in a certain way in order to be reassured of his blackness after having accused other people of doubting his blackness. I've never had a moment of doubt about Obama's blackness, and I don't need to see him "signifying" to be reassured of the fact of it. It seems to me that CareyCarey is the one who has had doubts. It's not surprising, though. It's only one of the contradictions that you see when observing extreme Obama devotees like CareyCarey.

Thrasher said...

I am one who found his "signifying" an easy excercise and did nothing to advance a Black Agenda=American Agenda..

This is suppose to appease and appeal to Black folks like me WTF so instead of a sound detailed posture and paradigm in handling Black American's affairs I am suppose to be happy cause Obama can play the dozens..

Fuck that narrative...I am and those in my orbit demand and deserve and will push for me....

Our narrative as a people is more that just this one incarnation of Blackness

CareyCarey said...

"I just find it strange that CareyCarey in particular needs to see Obama behaving in a certain way in order to be reassured of his blackness after having accused other people of doubting his blackness"

That's utterly ridiculous. I am not the one demanding our president to act in a certain fashion.

And Mr Bamboozler, aka, Al Jolson, some may not see your tried and true, "divide & conquer" trick, and it may draw some to your trough, but I've seen you act several times.

Oh yeah, it's works real good. You bring in a bit of ambiguous contentions with something in the author post (like you did with "All the "negritude naysayers" should be silenced in regard to Obama's blackness because he "signified"? I'm trying to imagine a more shallow analysis than that, but I can't"

And then you sit back and see who bits. But in this case, Chauncey's response was brilliant. He smelled you at the door. He saw your weak "scratchline"

Since Thrasher and I have made our amends I am not going into details, nor illustrate how your plan worked (here).

But check this. As you know, and as I've said many times, I do not follow you down your yellow brick road, but I do try to expose your dastardly deeds through parodies, metaphors, parables, fables and such. You do know that armies across the world have used fables to illustrate a lesson or two. Henny Penny and her sky that was falling down, fits you in so many ways!

Oh yeah, you've read some of my stuff and you hated them because they exposed you and hit you right in the gut. Oh yeah, you were the laughing stock of the room. All you could do is come back with the "white girl cry". You didn't laugh because they they pulled your pants down. You called them silly, but the rest of the crowd continued to laugh because they knew who had the real small silly willie and point of view.

So, in true CareyCarey fashion (and because I canNOT find a purpose to engage you in a conversation about "signifying" monkeys and "negritude naysayers") I offer the following as my rebuttle.

Well, I've uncovered a few negroes thats been laying in the weeds and hiding in the trees, like your garden variety rapists. They lure their unsuspecting victim to their van (blogs) with the promise of freedom for every black person in America. Sometimes their words are pretty effective. Heck, they had my dumb ass over there yelling "Free Willie". I thought we were about to find a few solutions to the troubled times of people of color. But the longer I listened, I soon realized we were all being bamboozled, lied to, and lead astray.

Cont....

CareyCarey said...

cont....

At first I felt foolish because who likes to admit that they've been screwed? Well, I don't. Nevertheless, I had to get this shame and guilt off me. I couldn't continue to carry the guilty feeling of being part of something that meant me nor any person of color.... any good. So, I decided to set a trap like the one used by NBC's "To Catch A Predator".


But first, the message that the negrolites were trying to sell was "get rid of Obama" and every black organization in america. As I said, at first I didn't "hear" their message, but boy oh boy, when I woke up, I heard it loud and clear.
So here's the deal. They say a fox smells his own hole, and sexual predators can't stop themselves, so I wrote a post entitled "Banjo Man". And, TELE-NEGRO

In those posts I noted that some people do nothing but hate on President Obama. They try to persuade people to enage in that foolishness by calling it constructive feedback. But look, I am all for contructive feedback, but if the feedback is nothing but gripes and moans, BULLSHIT they picked off the TV, porous opinions, acting like racist white girl bitches , I don't view that as constructive feedback. That's more akin to the negro-lites real message of "replace Obama". Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice....

So, the trap was set. Although I didn't say any names, a fox smells his own booty hole and UP JUMPED a couple of black blogger. Read it in the comments of this post

>>> http://careycarey-carrymehome.blogspot.com/2010/07/telephone-tele-negro-is-that-what-you.html

And here http://careycarey-carrymehome.blogspot.com/2010/07/addendum-remix-of-black-glenn-becks.html BLACK GLENN BECKS

Personally, I think the above link is a must read. Some of the words of the naysay self diluted negros are in there. But they haven't come back. uuuummmm, I wonder why?

See, I can't understand what some black folks are getting from whipping Obama and the NAACP? I mean, what's their real goal? Are they saying get rid of Obama and the NAACP? I wonder who they would replace them with?

They run from that question "who would they replace him with".

They runoff with misplaced pride yelling "we'd rather be mantaan man and guitar playing Sambos, than be consider "followers"... "We don't want to be like "those" negroes"


Don't get caught up, and then get dropped off at the bridge. If they say NAY NAY OBAMA, ask them whose ass are they kissing, or whose ego are they stroking? In other words, spank that ass like a natural man (or woman). Of course you might not want to spank their ass like I get that ass. I mean, although Prince wrote a song about it - CONTROVERSY - is not for everyone. However, bend but don't break. Tell them - come hell or high water - you are on Obama's side. Tell them that you are not trying to be their special kind of fool. Make them show their cards.

They're trying to blow smoke up your behind

AND, Don't let them slip you a Mickey Fin! And then find yourself looking just like them in an oreo package.

Our nay say negro friends are trying to sell us something. But nawl, it's not my kind of party. They're Republicans pretending to be friendly Democrates. And we all know what they're about - with their wanna-be slick ass.

CareyCarey said...

And Plant, I've said this before, but I truely believe it applies especially to you and your ilk. This is my last response to you because you remind me of Richard Pryor when he asked Miss Rudolph to tell the monkey to take his dick out of his ear, and we all know what she said, "No Richard (Plantsmantx) The monkey lives here"... *eyebrow raised* LOL

Plantsmantx said...

"They're Republicans pretending to be friendly Democrates."

LOL. That accusation says it all. As I said before, I've commented at JJP since 2007. I don't remember whether or not they had the Disqus system when I started there, but I do know that most of my commenting history there is available. Anyone who wants to determine whether or not I'm a "Republican pretending to be a friendly Democrate" (sic)can do so pretty easily.

Damn, you really feel threatened, don't you?:) You display the classic traits of a personality cultist...an authoritarian follower. That's especially hilarious, considering that your adoration is focused on someone who is anything but an authoritarian. Whew...very, very weird.

Anyway, here's the thread you referred to:

http://www.jackandjillpolitics.com/2011/04/video-with-president-obamas-birth-certificate-klansman-trump-reminds-blacks-they-will-never-be-american/#comment-194830840

Now, anyone here who cares (and once again, why should they) can read it for themselves, see what I said, and witness your frantic cooning. I think they'll see that the situation was not quite what you described:).

Plantsmantx said...

Now, let's see if I can have an actual discussion with people who don't let their anxieties drive them to clownish behavior...

I think Obama made a concession to white privilege when he displayed his non-official, non-legal birth certificate. If his more ardent...more emotionally invested supporters don't think that's the case, then why all anger, anguish, and feelings of humiliation? Why the tears?

Thrasher said...

I also an of the opinion Obama madea concession to white privledge not only with his display of his paper work but I also think his decison to execute OBL instead of capturing him and putting him on trial was also a reflective nod to his critics and the persona of white privledge which seeks to direct how a Black man should navigate as the president if a white nation

Interesting in viewing the photos of the war room the only Black face in the place was Obama we can die for America but that is it..

The decison to not display OBL photo was finally Obama's truly singular moment in this entire saga and for that I acknowledge and salute him...I guess that suspends my negritude card for about a day I hope

Plantsmantx said...

You mean you "negritude naysayer" card? LOL.

It's just kind of puzzling. Obama showing his long-form birth certificate is being spun as a "win", especially now that the initial shock and anguish seems to have worn off a bit, and after the (I suppose) one-two payback punch of Obama cracking jokes on Donald Trump and killing bin Laden. In fact, some seem to include showing the birth certificate as part of a one-two-three payback punch. Hm. Still, the two main questions in my mind are...why the pain over him releasing the BC, and did he really have to release it?