Not safe for work. My assumption (fingers crossed) being that folks are out of the door, traveling, or took Christmas Eve off.
How about a duel of the comedy iron mics? We have two contenders, both equally talented, either of which would make a great finale for a Christmas Eve movie marathon. Which would you choose? The criminally underrated Zack and Miri Make a Porno:
Or the blockbuster 40 Year Old Virgin?
On what criteria do you make the call? Timing? The intangibles of chemistry and heart? Quality of writing?