Friday, July 9, 2010

Weekend Funny: Mel Gibson's Racist Rant Revealed or Let's Play the Mel Gibson Movie Quotable Racism Game



I do think this is oh so funny as I love it when people show themselves for who they always are and have been. The only real tragedy is that I won't be able to watch the Lethal Weapon movies anymore (ironic given the interracial buddy role formula perfected by that series).

However, all is not lost with the movie Braveheart. It is a new classic and Mel's most recent racist rant should not sentence the Oscar winning film to the dustbin of history. I really believe that if we work hard enough, that we can take Braveheart back. How? By using the best of our jazz sensibilities and improvising around Braveheart's many quotables, we can salvage Mel's racism for the common, creative good.

For example, see Mel Gibson's heroic pronouncement as William Wallace that:

Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!....from a pack of niggers.

Or how about this one:

Now tell me, what does that mean to be noble? Your title gives you claim to the throne of our country, but men don't follow titles, they follow courage. Now our people know you. Noble, and common, they respect you. And if you would just lead them to freedom, they'd follow you. And so would I...from a pack of niggers.

And:

We all end up dead, it's just a question of how and why...from a pack of niggers.

What a fun game! What other Mel Gibson movies can we improvise around using elements of his pithy, crude, racism?

10 comments:

Mrs. Chili said...

Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise. Two actors who will never receive another dollar of my entertainment money.

Tny8 said...

I have to write an essay analyzing a public figure using the five factor model and I couldn't think of anyone "entertaining" enough to write about. Your post inspired me! *thanks*

I wish it was a report involving personality disorders but you take what you can get. What a psycho.

John Kurman said...

Well, there's the Road Warrior movies, especially Mel Gibson Beh=yond Thundredoem, with Tina Turner, and the inbred mutated white-Aussie-trash horde that's worse than a - ooopsie verboten.

Guy Incognito said...

I like that the audio is labeled "Alleged Racist Rant." Let me save everybody some typing--you don't need "alleged" in there; that rant is definitely racist.

To me, it isn't fair to lump Tom Cruise in with this sack of ass. Cruise may be nuts but he seems to mean well.

marci said...

as rocky in chicken run..
"i'll be down before you can say... from a pack of niggers....

chaunceydevega said...

@MrsChili--What did brother Tom do? Bad acting, odd religion...not that all religions aren't "odd"?

Tny8--I am curious. Send it along.

John--Damn it I love Master Blaster! Two men enter one man leaves...now I can't watch any of the 3 films. Damn it.

Guy--It was alleged. There is nothing clearly racist about Mel's rant ;)

Marci--Got some more? That was a good one!

Carl said...

as Jerry in Conspiracy Theory...

"To be normal, to drink Coca-Cola and eat Kentucky Fried Chicken is to be in a conspiracy against yourself...or a pack of niggers...

chaunceydevega said...

@Carl. That is a great one! You see this game can have real legs.

OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin said...

Whoopi said he's not a racist. Some of Mel's best friends are Whoopis. So it must be true.

Anonymous said...

I agree don't you dare lump Tom in with that a-hole of epic proportions and 'alleged' my pack of n**gers a##!! Oksana calls him Mel FIVE DAMN TIMES so how the f--k can it be alleged?!! Plus you can tell that his voice I mean DUH if you have ever seen that scumwad's moives it's his. That is a classic ploy by white people in the media because they can't believe their little 'hero' turned out to be anything but. And white women[hell a lot of women]are finding out he's no Prince Charming. I was done with that prick when he started hating on Jews 'Dancing with the Stars' has found it's newest contestant.