Saturday, June 19, 2010

Saturday Afternoon Funny: Donna Simpson, 600 Pound Woman Who Wants to Gain More Weight is Interviewed on Howard Stern

Remember "fat is a journey, not a destination." I think that I may get that slogan put on a t-shirt and make it available for sale from our website.

We discussed Donna Simpson a week or so ago, she is a trailblazer in the world of fat fetishists and wants to grow herself from 600 pounds to 1,000 pounds: what is her 2 minute mile. Thank the god of these Internets--her recent interview with Howard Stern is available for all to hear.

In classic Stern fashion, here are some highlights:
  • She is married to a very handsome African brother. In fact, he went to school with Barack Obama, is very successful, and supports her fattening. He seems to embody every professional black woman in peril unable to find a good black man mythos and narrative in existence.
  • Miss Simpson uses a special device to clean herself in the bathroom.
  • She is a hero in the "feeder" community. In fact, her website has thousands of members who pay to watch her be force fed with a funnel.
  • Miss Simpson's husband is a "belly man." He is very satisfied.
  • And yes, their intimate life with its many joys and pleasures is discussed. Miss Simpson's drives for food are equaled only by her sexual desires.

In all seriousness, is this an abusive relationship? Could this feeder/feeding relationship be akin to some version of the Stockholm syndrome?


Marianne said...

Why do I smell a reality show? I hope I'm wrong though.

geerussell said...

600 lbs aiming for 1000. Have we found the level where the "beauty comes in all shapes and sizes" poker face starts to waver?

CNu said...

Miss Simpson uses a special device to clean herself in the bathroom.

ah wash me'sef wif-a-rag-on-a-stick....,

Joanna said...

I actually met this couple.... they are swingers... she basically looks for other fat chicks for her and her fiance to hook up with.

Is it just me, or does Howard Stern seem to be REALLY tame while he is speaking to her?? I expected him to be getting at her much harder than he was!

Lady Zora, Chauncey DeVega, and Gordon Gartrelle said...

@Marianne--You know. A license to print money.

@Geerussel--Be nice.

@Cnu--You know that you are jealous. Admit it!

@Joanna--Now, you have to tell the details.


CNu said...

You know that you are jealous. Admit it!


we were talking nikki gomez, right?

Yunalesca said...

Jesus be a gastric bypass and a slim fast meal plan! This is so ridiculous. This woman is on her to way to the GRAVE, not 1000 lbs. And her weird husband is the embodiment of all the black men who chase fat white women and show them off like trophies. Whenever I see it, all I can do is shake my head because despite these women (Donna Simpson included) looking like they are straight from the trailer park, these men really think 'white is right'. I don't know whether to be disgusted or to laugh my ass off.

Thelonious said...

You can compromise and laugh your disgusted ass off. This is ridiculous freak show crap.