Thursday, April 8, 2010

Thursday Afternoon Funny: Lloyd Marcus Black Conservative Tea Party Slave Catcher Eats Bratwurst and Makes White Folk Happy



No he really did. Apparently, Lloyd also ate his first fried pickle and it was mighty nice.

They gave him hugs. They kissed his neck. They fed him bratwurst. And the tea baggers loved him. Lloyd Marcus truly is a magical fetish--that like most black conservatives--who washes away the sins of his white masters. In another era I swear house negroes like Marcus would have been sad that slavery ended and would have willingly traveled down to Texas to "reenlist" as bondsmen just so they could be abused by white folks again. Now, he is just content to be a living lawn jockey and walking prop for the tea party neo-John Birchers. Sad but funny...and nonetheless true.

In his own words, from Lloyd Marcus's site on Breitbart.com:

Racist Hate Mail Attacks Tea Party Express; MSM Sticks to 'Narrative'

I am Lloyd Marcus, black singer/songwriter of the American Tea Party Anthem traveling nationally on the Tea Party Express III tour. While riding on the bus to our first rally of the day in Davenport, Iowa, I opened the following email from a lady named Hallie Kempt.

Ms Kempt’s subject line read, “YOU ARE STILL A NIGGER”. Here is the text of her email. The capital letters are all hers:

HOW FAST YOU SELECTIVE CHOSE TO FORGET. IT WAS NOT THAT LONG AGO THAT YOU WERE NOT ALLOWED IN THE MILITARY AND IS STILL DISCRIMINATED AGAINST AND THEY WILL ACCEPT YOU IN THE TEA PARTY AS LONG AS YOU DO NOT FORGET YOU ARE STILL A “NIGGER” NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU WANT TO FORGET, IT IS STILL IN THEIR MINDS. YOU ARE TO STUPID TO KNOW WHEN YOU ARE BEING USED. YOU AND MICHAEL STEELE. YOU MAKE ME SHAME OF MY BLACK BROTHERS. YOU WILL NEVER BE MORE THAN A “NIGGER” THEY NEVER LET THE PRESIDENT OF THIS MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY FORGET HE IS A “NIGGER” ONCE A NIGGER, ALWAYS A NIGGER.

– (Signed) NATIVE AMERICAN GRANNY.”

I have saved Ms. Kempt’s email for documentation.

Ms Kempt is a product of the democrat’s and liberal mainstream media’s relentless attempts to portray the Tea Party movement as racist. I guarantee you that this ignorant, vicious woman has never attended a tea party. Her email is typical of the intolerance and hate I receive from the left in response to my columns and my participation in the Tea Party movement. The left hates minorities who do not view themselves as victims and love their country.

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At southern state rallies, countless white moms and grandmothers have approached me and said, “Mr. Marcus thank you for all you are doing for our country. May I hug your neck?” Big burly white men give me hearty handshakes in thanks for my efforts while they fight back tears. This is not the behavior of angry racist mobsters. The folks who attend these tea parties are not racist. They are great Americans fearful of the tyrannical Obama administration and his plan to bypass our Constitution to, in his own words, “fundamentally transform America.”

At our Madison, Wisc. rally it was cold and rainy. Still, we had a very good crowd. Local patriot meat packers made fresh Bratwurst for our Tea Party Express team the day before our rally. They cooked the bratwurst on the grill for us. Delicious!

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Apparently, we Americans will fry anything. In Brookfield, Wisc., I ate my first fried pickle. Yes, you heard me, fried pickle. Very good. Another memorable experience while traveling on Tea Party Express tour III. Time to do laundry. Three rallies tomorrow. Talk to y’all soon.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow....

with whatever respect is due...
you got some problems man/woman.

I wonder if the other 2 "negroes" feel the same way as you?

Lloyd Marcus has more integrity in his little pinky toe than you will ever have. I hope you enjoy staying on the democrats plantation. I'm sure Harry Reid is proud of his little workers. Maybe one day he will set you free.

The New Black Woman said...

Very interesting. Doesn't he know that since he's the "singer/songwriter" of the Tea Party movement, he's only there to provide authentic Negro entertainment?

Just sayin'...

Buck said...

Thank God this was in Wisconsin- for a second, I thought the woman in that last picture was my cousin. Her politics absolutely fit the whole Palin/Tea Bagger mindlessness.

marci said...

"Time to do laundry.".... the absence of the word 'my' made me double blink for a moment...

rikyrah said...

straight up slave catcher

chaunceydevega said...

@NBW--good catch. You know the tea baggers love the authentic darkie music.

@Buck--You got family in the tea parties. Goodness. Are you going to get them counseling?

@Marci--funny, I thought the same thing. He plays music, eats pickles, brings them luck, and does laundry. He is a 21st century slave.

@Rikyrah--more than that, he would sell himself into slavery for the privilege of being around white folks.

Anonymous said...

lloyd is just the typical brain washed maggot that tries to spin his own self hatred by turning it on President Obama with all his untruthful bs facts. The tea party is owned by billionaires that use poor white and a few negroes to vote against their own best interest. At the same time, they make the so called liberal media, which the media is not, look bad. marcus is just another entertainment coon that thinks he is actually loved by these folks who want to take the country back to the 1950's. Trust me, if he said or did anything that pissed off those white tea partiers, his ass would remember that he is just a porch monkey. his main problem is just self hatred. If you look at his website, he always talks race to convince himself that he is "not black" and is just an American. And typically, he switches the race issue onto the Democrats. Its the same thing that the maggot glenn beck does. Grow up marcus. you are just another self loathing porch monkey that entertains people that want to see America like it was in the 1950's